LIVE UPDATES: Pfizer Corruption Scandal
The committee has adjourned.
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Commissioner Rankin announces run for President of the United States, and that she is soon to be married. Delegates argue that Rankin & Kelly should be punished and banned from running for an elected position, call to reopen Alcatraz and put them int it.
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Delegates propose a motion to euthanize Kelly, who escapes. Pfizer releases a statement: “Effective immediately, Ethan Kelly has been relieved of his duties and will no longer be serving as the global CEO of Pfizer Inc.”
Methods of execution are being discussed, including the electric chair. Kelly tries bribing delegates to vote for his innocence, but his assets get frozen. HIs money will be used to grant bonuses for all committee members.
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Email evidence shows Kelly and Rankin had colluded to cover up the drug’s death rate. Rankin suggested a 3x pay increase.
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BREAKING: Statement from President Biden: “I have asked Commissioner Rankin for her resignation, effective immediately. She will no longer be serving as the FDA Commissioner.'' Rankin arrested by FBI, while Kelly is dismissed as secretary.
Kelly will appear before committee.
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FBI permits Kelly to be question again, but sources say he fled the country. Kelly’s assistant is called for questioning instead, alongside Rankin. Email evidence shows Rankin is confirmed about a trial, claims Kelly snitched.
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BREAKING: “Free Pfizer” protesters run through committee. When asked what happens to the cells inside the body when one of these pills which cures malaria is ingested, Rankin says the delegate has a “very small mind.”
Her answer: “it goes through white blood cells, red blood cells, orange red cells, brown red cells, etc…”
Rankin claims Kelly is a snitch for placing responsibility on her.
Rankin’s medical credentials are questioned; she responds that she can’t provide proof because she’s being held captive.
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Kelly leaves committee, replaced with Rankin. Claims she set out to help the people of America with this drug, and did “test, after test, after test, after test.” Says she cares about America.
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Kelly is being interrogated. Kelly: no way “you can tie this to me.” Claims he submitted it to the FDA, adding that he isn’t responsible for a drug that was approved by USA, says all Americans are responsible for it. Delegates question his “close relationship” with Rankin. Kelly claims that Rankin had full responsibility.
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Due process. Only 3 seconds to plead innocence. Rankin/Kelly start patriotically chanting “USA.”
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Q&A with Kelly/Rankin. Rankin denies all crimes, says she’s a “witch in the salem witch trials.” Says CNN is lying. Report of Rankin/Kelly at party – were they there to make shady business deals? Rankin and Kelly say they’re making rumors because they weren’t invited to the party.
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Source: Crooked Kelly and Crooked Rankin tried to evade capture. They swore to tell the truth, they said that the drug would remain on the market, when they knew that the facts.
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Kelly hunted by FBI; hundreds of thousands dead from MALARATIZ.
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FDA Commissioner Eva Rankin allegedly didn’t disclose 10 million worth of shares in Pfizer, didn’t rescue herself from approval of Pfizer’s MALARATIZ. New previously unreported drug trials nearly 1000x higher deaths than previously reported, deaths weren’t reported.
This article was written by Raeann Cheong.
