LIVE UPDATES: Local Man Found Dead, Allegations of Congressional Cults
January 13th, 10:53 p.m.
The Senate has split into two groups with group one choosing the song Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus, and group 2 choosing We are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift.
January 13th, 10:48 p.m.
Senate Judiciary is looking a lot like Pitch Perfect 4….
January 13th, 10:46 p.m.
The Senate has decided that one member will take the fall, dividing in two groups that will face the battle of death in a rap battle.
Some proposed that the whole senate take the fault, but Ted Cruz argues that this can’t happen- his career would be at stake.
January 13th, 10:43 p.m.
BREAKING: Coons and Blackburn propose to take the fall with the requirements of no guilt for murder and for the maintaining of their full senatorial duties…Chants have filled the Senate, the board members are extremely unhappy with this proposition.
January 13th, 10:42 p.m.
Chris Coons and Marsha Blackburn are facing heat from their peers as main suspects for funneling money to the private prison sector.
January 13th, 10:36 p.m.
Further information has emerged in regards to murder victim James Baldwin, A.K.A #Whistleblower, is related to Senator Tammy Baldwin. Suspicions run deeper.
January 13th, 10:34 p.m.
BREAKING: Former President Donald J. Trump has entered the Senate Judiciary committee.
January 13th, 10:26 p.m.
Twitter user “Stand with James” publicly praised James Baldwin saying, “shoutout to that Baldwinner guy risking it all to unveil corruption.” This tweet ended with #WhistleblowerSupport and has been retweeted more than 250 million times.
January 13th, 10:25 p.m.
CoreCivic, a private prison company received a startling $30 billion dollars from Senate Judiciary committee.
Twitter user James Baldwin speaks out on his suspicions towards “The Invisibles”, a corrupt group of congressmen funneling money to the private prison sector, that framed his family “to get back at me[him] and now my wife and daughter are in jail”. Hereafter, the trending tweet the San Francisco Chronicle released: “BREAKING NEWS that James Baldwin was found dead. #Whistleblower is seeming to be the most truthful person amidst this controversy!”
The Senate Judiciary crumbles as accusations are being made and fingers are being pointed at Senators suspicious of being apart of the “Invisibles”. Senators are quick to throw their committee members under the table as interrogations begin.
January 13th, 10:16 p.m.
A local man has been found dead following allegations of a congressional cult: neighbors found his body in the main doorway, with obvious signs of strangulation. Suspects have not been identified. The Senate Judiciary Committee is deliberating.
This article was written by Kate Sato and Lyla Merk.
