LIVE UPDATES: World Bank Corruption Scandal

January 13th, 11:03 p.m.

World bank has concluded its threats against SCOTUS and Blinken. They have now dispersed for the evening.

January 13th, 10:55 p.m.

Chief justice murdered by unknown assailant. Further proves SCOTUS seemingly legalization of murder under the eyes of the world bank members. High tensions and threats passed back and forth between SCOTUS and world bank.

January 13th, 10:40 p.m.

Supreme Court finds Blinken innocent. World Bank accuses them of being corrupt, freeing a murderer.

January 13th, 10:33 p.m.

World Bank proposes “Murder is Bad Act" to press charges of murder against Blinken and ask for 6 billion dollars back from SCOTUS for their previous fine of world bank, as they were right to take out blinkin for his corruption.

January 13th, 10:27 p.m.

The World Bank president has been assassinated by Secretary of State Antony Blinken. World bank condemns any sort of violence against international laws. Will go to the Supreme Court to try Blinken.

January 13th, 10:26 p.m.

World Bank has froze president’s credit cards, actively investigating and reviewing video footage and purchases of the president, and crafting a letter of resignation. They are currently deciding who will succeed him.

January 13th, 10:17 p.m.

Talks of forcing the World Bank president to resign. The situation is developing.

January 13th, 10:12 p.m.

The World Bank president is on the scene, speaking to delegates and addressing the allegations.

January 13th, 10:07 p.m.

With no electricity in the World Bank, delegates are working on damage control regarding the indictment and conviction of their president for corruption. New allegations have emerged that the president embezzled World Bank funds to purchase thousands of dollars worth of Panda Express.

This article was written by Bryce Jenkins.