Party Yacht Might Save the World

Last night, the World Bank made the shocking purchase of a $911 million party yacht, inspired by the song “Party Rock Anthem.” Even more shocking: it might just be the key to solving the biggest global problems.

The World Bank currently finds itself indebting $6 billion to the Supreme Court, and caught the middle of a discussion to potentially completely reform its institution. In response, the World Bank has decided to utilize the party yacht for the greater good, which involves potentially solving the climate change crisis and revolutionizing AI technology.

In our exclusive interview, Japan’s delegate revealed that the World Bank will begin renting out its party yacht and use the profits for a variety of different causes, ranging from outreach to recovering resources.

He explained the plan to “let people rent it out so they can host galas so that we can make a little bit of profit from it because currently we’re in a tight situation financially.”.

When pressed on why they seemed to quickly switch their goal from partying on a brand new luxury, renewable, hydro powered yacht to charitable causes, the delegate of Australia claimed this was their plan all along.

“It was always supposed to be a return on investment,” he maintained.

He further elaborated “We’re gonna use [the profits] to fund new proposals.” The proposals range from funding climate change NGOs (non-governmental institutions) to donating money to AI research.

In his final remarks, Australia’s delegate heavily denounced the Supreme Court. He reflected on the time the World Bank peacefully protested against a man losing his job to AI, and they were charged with treason, despite no protesters being US citizens.

To say the last, this sudden turn of events is, understatedly, startling; but at least for now, it seems that the World Bank is taking a break from the “party” aspect, and using their yacht to create a better future for the entire world.

This article was written by Raeann Cheong.