Supreme Court Indicts the World Bank for Bribery

Earlier today, the Supreme Court of the United States successfully fined the World Bank $6 billion for bribery.

After receiving a tip, the Supreme Court was notified of the usage of bribery in the World Bank. The committee attempted to replace the US Secretary of State, Antony Blinken, with ChatGPT to promote efficiency in the White House. However, after multiple monetary propositions, Blinken repeatedly refused to step down. Many members of the World Bank became frustrated, taking the risk of bribing Blinken's mother to convince the Secretary to resign.

Later on, the United States Supreme Court was informed of the crime committed by the World Bank. The court accused them of high treason against the United States government, bribery of government officials, and misuse of funds of the United States taxpayers. 

Barging into the room, the trial occurred in the World Bank chamber, with the prosecution asking for 6 billion dollars for personal use. The event threw the committee room into turmoil, causing members of the World Bank, along with their attorneys, to chant "Protect the World Bank!" and "No Indictment!"

Once both the prosecutor and the defendant had spoken, the associate justices began to confer among themselves. Some suspenseful moments later, the justices announced that they found the defendant to be guilty, leaving the World Bank broke.

This article was written by Rosalyn Zhou and Alison Chavez.