LIVE UPDATES: Local Man Found Dead, Allegations of Congressional Cults
By Kate Sato and Lyla Merk
BOMBSHELL: The Fall of the World Bank
Tonight, January 13th, in a stunning fall from grace, the President of the World Bank has been found guilty of embezzlement after using funds to invest in a yacht and a bribery scandal.
By Bryce Jenkins and Militza Méndez
Op-Ed: Timothee Chalamet or Hannah Montana? Kylie Jenner's Boyfriend Wants Best of Both Worlds in Senate HELP Testimony
On Saturday, January 13 at 12:20 PM, star of blockbuster film “Wonka” and boyfriend of Kylie Jenner, Timothee Chalamet, gave a testimony to senators in correlation to the discussion on colleges' inclusion of equality and equity.
By Lyla Merk
Supreme Court Rules for Graham in Graham v. Aker School District
On January 13, 2024, the Supreme Court ruled in favor of student Alex Graham in the landmark free speech case Graham V. Aker School District, after listening to both the petitioners’ and respondents' arguments.
By Arya Khanna
The Battle of Words: Student Speech Rights in the Digital Age
Exploring the debates around free speech prompted by Graham v. Aker School District
By Milla Bardony
Supreme Court Indicts the World Bank for Bribery
Earlier today, the Supreme Court of the United States successfully fined the World Bank $6 billion for bribery.
By Rosalyn Zhou and Alison Chavez.
World Bank Intensifies Efforts to Remove Blinken from Cabinet
After the World Bank’s failed attempt earlier today to pressure and bribe Secretary of State Antony Blinken to resign from his cabinet position and be replaced by ChatGPT in exchange for a billion-dollar payday, their efforts grew more devious with the passage of their deceptive “Mama Blinken Act” by a wide 16-2-0 margin.
By Julia Critz
Possible New Bill Championed by Raskin Could Change Medicine Forever
Today Rep. Jamie Raskin (MD-8), alongside several other Congress members, continued his fight to pass a possible new bill intending to change medicine for the better by supplying affordable healthcare to countless more Americans.
By Raeann Cheong and Ariel Liao
Churchill Drops a Bombshell: Captain of Quick Decisions or Devaluing Troops?
It was today revealed by a source familiar to the situation that British Prime Minister Winston Churchill has made the executive decision to bomb the Swedish Railroads.
By Mackenzie Temple
U.S. PRESIDENTIAL CABINET VOTES TO JOIN WORLD WAR II
After an intense discussion, the Presidential Cabinet voted to involve the United States of America in World War II.
By Alison Chavez
From Shakespeare to Doja Cat, Senators’ Discussions of Potential Bills Contain Multitudes
A recap of the Senate full session, January 13th, 2024.
By Mary Claire McGreivey, Militza Méndez, and Bryce Jenkins
World Bank Loans 700 million to Promote AI Education
The World Bank successfully passed a second bill on the issue of emerging AI in the society of the developing world.
By Rosalyn Zhou
House Full Session Passes Three Bills on Cybersecurity, Privacy, and A.I.
A recap of the House full session, January 13th, 2024.
By Alison Chavez, Kate Sato, and Mackenzie Temple
Presidential Cabinet Passes Executive Order to Address Root Causes of Immigration
The presidential cabinet today voted 24-0-1 to pass the “Address Root Causes” Act, which will create a sub-committee within the Department of Commerce to distribute $500 million of federal funds to NGOs to develop social programs in the five countries that send the most migrants to the U.S. Southern border.
By Julia Critz